If you liked this post, follow Mommy Shorts on Facebook. (It’s a lot cuter than it sounds.)ĭon’t miss the lastest epsiode of the Mommy Shorts Show- it includes Mazzy’s audition for the remake of Fantasy Island among other things. Since this list is a collection of ideas, you have the prerogative to build on it. This list contains over 100 funny, witty, and ingenious compliments that you can work with. Write sight words on pairs of index cards. Classic compliments are boring The world becomes more colorful when we add wit and hilarity to the compliments that we dole out. Write a sight word in each box for children to say as they hop on it. Use chalk outdoors or masking tape indoors to create a hopscotch grid. Like yesterday, I posted a picture of Mazzy greeting everyone from her homeland- the Apple Store. Every time children want to ask you something, they must read the word first Sight word hopscotch. UPDATE: Check out Part Two: 22 More Words Totally Butchered by Toddlers.Īnd if you are not already a fan (and why wouldn’t you be?!), check out Mommy Shorts on facebook. I just redesigned the fanpage to fit the timeline layout and I’ve been doing a lot more there than just posting links to Mommy Shorts. Big smiles all around, and the memory of having fun just saying please, thank you, and you're welcome. If you missed Monday’s post and have any more mispronounced words to add, please do so below. Everyone was silent for a moment, until I turned to the boy and said “That’s right, Frank, FLAGS!” Then they all started laughing and screaming “FLAGS FLAGS!” Thank god for everyone’s sense of humor!” To my horror, the little boy I was watching pointed to the flags and screamed “FLAG!” (but without the “L”). It was pride weekend and as we walked to the park we passed a house with a front porch full of people celebrating and proudly flying two rainbow flags. “Before I had children I was a nanny for a family in Atlanta. There is one more word that I didn’t make a picture for because I didn’t want anyone to skim over the post and get the wrong idea. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump. Some are funny, some are adorable and some have major embarrassment potential if said too loudly in public.Įvery one of them is real. Not many of these hard tongue twisters make sense as real-world sentences, but this one does Two tiny timid toads trying to trot to Tarrytown. For example, Jennifer’s son says “FOCKS” instead of Crocs so when one Croc falls off, her son yells “FOCK OFF, MOMMA!!!”īelow are 21 butchered words that I culled together from about 175 comments. So many readers commented both under the post and on my fanpage with stories about the funny words their kids say incorrectly that I had to do something with them. ![]() Almonds as “SALMONS” is one of my favorites. On Monday, I wrote a post called “Maffles are Melicious” about loving the words Mazzy mispronounces.
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